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Who me? The Reg’s weekly confessional column, Who Me?, is on trip with no sneakers on, a festive drink in hand and a heat hearth. That may be a mixture that makes our thoughts wander to Who, me? mailbag for a roundup of some tales we predict need to be informed collectively.

Just a few months in the past, as you’ll keep in mind, we informed you about “Philip”, a reader who performed a prank on his boss locked up in perspex with the easy useful resource of reducing the phone line. Oh the hilarity.

Phil’s exploits impressed some Regizens to inform us their very own tales of deception.

A few of these had been fairly minor and innocent, reminiscent of “Buddy”, who discovered himself and his crew assigned to work inside a restricted glass cubicle. In typical ’90s buzzword-friendly style, Bob affixed an indication to the surface of mentioned cubicle, studying “Considering exterior the field.”

This went untouched for a while till administration ventured into the cubicle sooner or later and noticed that the opposite facet of the signal learn “Considering Contained in the Field.” On the time, Bob’s superiors had been lower than impressed.

Extra cubicle-centric banter was employed by “Legolas” and his crew, who had been consigning everybody, together with their supervisor, to an area that was “eight toes large and 20 toes lengthy.” Ten individuals had been anticipated to work in that cramped cubicle, so you may respect why it was nicknamed “the sardine can.”

Nicely, that may be positive, so long as everybody bought alongside and labored as a united crew. Factor is, the supervisor, “in deference to his rank,” was supplied with a divider about 4 toes tall (that is 4 toes, refill that drink please). This offered no privateness, however was clearly there simply as an example the pecking order.

So the opposite 9 sardines hatched a plan whereby the supervisor’s partition was moved, very barely, about an inch per week, to make the area smaller. The desk, chair, and submitting cupboard additionally moved relative to one another, so it wasn’t apparent what was occurring.

Two months later, the chief sardine lamented that he should be getting fatter, at which era the scheme was uncovered.

The cellphone meddling side of Philip’s prank impressed “Dobby” to inform us about an annoying and lazy supervisor at his previous office who would begin his day by forwarding his cellphone to a random firm line, making it unattainable to contact. If somebody complained, he would blame a “Telecom SNAFU”.

Nicely, a SNAFU is strictly what Dobby gave him. A quirk within the system meant that decision forwarding since an extension didn’t work if one other quantity had already been forwarded to that extension. However any variety of extensions may be forwarded a a single extension. So that is what Dobby and his coworkers did: in the dark, going from desk to desk, forwarding each cellphone within the place to their lazy supervisor.

You possibly can think about that tighter controls on using name forwarding had been maintained after that.

And at last there’s “Hermey,” whose boss was a neat freak who simply could not stand for errors. Not software program bugs, actual bugs.

After the boss caught some crickets that had been haunting the workplace, Hermey got here up with a plan. He obtained some “chirping” units that may very well be strategically hidden and would emit a noise very similar to a cricket at random intervals. He positioned them on the cabinets and behind the cupboards, and waited.

The chief went berserk, climbing on a small stool to achieve the caches and retrieve the irritating noisemakers. Confronting the workers, he demanded that the pranks cease instantly. The workers assured him that it could.

However Hermey crossed his fingers for that final one, and secretly planted another squeak. The enraged boss searched each shelf and subsequent to each cupboard. He was satisfied that this should be an actual cricket, as a result of it appeared to maneuver across the workplace. In all places he seemed, it sounded so shut, however he could not discover it.

Lastly, the singing stopped. In any case, these squeakers do not have an infinite battery. The chief presumably thought the cricket had gone to greener pastures. Hermey knew that he was nonetheless glued to the underside of the stool.

And with that we depart you for a peaceful and hopefully joyous Christmas season. Who me? It would resume on January 9. In fact, in the event you really feel you’d prefer to work together with us within the meantime, please e mail Who Me? with their very own tales of technological feats and we’ll share them in 2023. ®